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    <description>The Awkward Bubble is a weekly podcast hosted by husband and Wife (John and Lucy) join them as they talk about current events, family , friends and the awkward moments that we create but sometimes don't talk about.. you will hear it all, and much more. Be Awkward... that way no one bothers you.</description>
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      <title>Episode 10 - Accidental Pervert and the Vietnamese Spinning Puck Chair</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Lucy and John have our special Guest, Actor, Standup Comedian and Playwrite: Andrew Goffman of the Accidental Pervert. Lucy wonders about the things people are packing in their pants at the airport, and John is on a quest to accept responsibility for all farts bar none, and he takes on Scientology.. Thats it the show is now Doomed!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 9 - Those little mitches, and Suicidal Danish Cat women.</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 05:40:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Episode 8 - I am in fact Batman and there are things I hate about Europe</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 04:30:28 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Sorry for the long delay, but we had a lot to cover. In this episode, John reveals his super hero identity, and the things he finds annoying about Europe. Lucy Schools us all on the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse, and another NJ Transit Bus debacle.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 7 - A patriots view and my left testical</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 02:32:25 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:order>4</itunes:order>
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      <title>Episode 6 - Dining in the dark, and the MWF Fall Fail</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 05:34:18 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>4221</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:order>5</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode. John gives the Fat or pregnant update count.. and Lucy still doesn't care. The GNC Mafia is out of control, Lucy keeps falling, but not because of Dining in the Dark..Lastly.. The Carpet Muncher ....where are all the Wichita Peeps? Is Facebook Banned in Kansas?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode. John gives the Fat or pregnant update count.. and Lucy still doesn't care. The G...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 5 - Shortround and The 7 Train Dookie </title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1814180/1400x1400_6001496.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />In this Episode we have a special Guest Douche, Frank who apparently gets a Chub from the Awkward Bubble opening sequence every time. . Lucy discusses Man Bracelets " How many is too many" and John's new favorite sports League the LFL..Football at its finest. and Last but not in the Least.. Frank discusses Lucy's Breasts ..]]>
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      <dcterms:modified>2012-04-17</dcterms:modified>
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      <itunes:order>6</itunes:order>
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      <itunes:order>7</itunes:order>
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      <title>Episode 3 - Lucy has a fan</title>
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      <itunes:duration>3153</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:order>8</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>John Loves the Irish, hates St Patrick's Day. Listener Tweets, Sexy baby talk, DJ Night MLP Remix. Who Farted.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 2 &quot; I Love Dick...&quot;</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1814180/1400x1400_6001496.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />In this episode.. Swedish Fish Fight - Lucy Loves Dick, and Man child moments]]>
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      <itunes:order>9</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode.. Swedish Fish Fight - Lucy Loves Dick, and Man child moments</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode.. Swedish Fish Fight - Lucy Loves Dick, and Man child moments</itunes:subtitle>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1814180/1400x1400_6001496.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />This is the Awkward Bubble - 

A state that occurs in social situations involving two or more people in which one individual makes an awkward comment that causes all involved to cease conversing with one another.

As the awkward bubble spreads from the source (original speaker), it leaves more silent in its wake as the general feeling of discomfort reaches more and more individuals.]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 11:49:53 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:order>10</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>This is the Awkward Bubble - 

A state that occurs in social situations involving two or more people in which one individual makes an awkward comment that causes all involved to cease conversing with one another.

As the awkward bubble spreads from the source (original speaker), it leaves more silent in its wake as the general feeling of discomfort reaches more and more individuals.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is the Awkward Bubble - 

A state that occurs in social situations involving two or more p...</itunes:subtitle>
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